| funny things i've said to Bryan |
[Jul. 12th, 2009|02:08 am] |
Lately I've noticed that when I'm writing random stuff online, I am pretty effing funny. I'm trying to incorporate my online humor to my friends and family whom I meet face to face.
My first experiment was with Bryan. Here is how it went. We were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"- Newlywed special. The couple that was on this show had a unique style of calling each other pet names. Some of their terms of endearments were Pecans, pistachios, and assorted vegetables and animal names.
Then i chimed in by telling bryan that i call him pet names too. I gave him examples like...
Cow
Jackass
Pig
He just stared at me. I don't know why... |
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| my activities w/in the last hours |
[Jun. 15th, 2009|09:49 pm] |
1. i present a little skit staring bryan and me.
me: i'm hungry but i don't know what to snack on.
bry: well okay let's check the fridge. *Looks in fridge and starts to rattle off edible stuff*
me: eh i'm not feeling it
bry: well what do u want?
me: your cock?
bry: OKAY!
7 and 1 ORGASM LATER...
me: *BURP* mmm excuse me! teehee
2. Some ass hat sent me spam so I registered him to an online gay website. His username is friendofdorthy shoot him a message if you see him around :-D
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| Musings |
[Apr. 24th, 2009|02:06 am] |
I'm sorry journal. I know I haven't written to you in a while.
School: Done
Work: professional bum seeking for a better job opportunity. Right now I'm looking to work or volunteer at planned parenthood :)
Family: Sister was stung by a scorpion the other day. It was kind of bad. i had to call 911/fire department/ poison control. I enjoyed taking care of her if it was only for a day heh
relationship: Still going. Bryan and I have recently celebrated our 3rd year anniversary. A few of my friends are pressuring us to get married. I'm glad that none of them are pushing us to have kids lol.
romantic life: Still need to get on BC. In other news, I took oxycodone as a pain killer since i had my wisdom teeth pulled out a few weeks ago. Oxycodone made sex enjoyable like REALLY good but not as good as when the drug wears off and a massive headache from hell comes.
Thoughts on life: If there was an accident and a child is born, please let the kid know that they are loved. Be honest too! |
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| Harry potter all grown up |
[Dec. 16th, 2008|11:40 am] |
What is up with child actors growing up and then posing nude? Are they trying to tell the world that they're all grown up and need validation?
*hypothetical situation*
Oh yes, I remember you in that one movie. You were a cute kid back then. Oh wait what's this? I see you on Playboy as a centerfold! Wow, I've seen you've grown up then! My image of you being a cute little kid is now filled with dirty adult thoughts, thank you!
Daniel Radcliff is no exception.
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/2/harrry_full.jpg (NSFW)
Oh yes, I want to ride that! |
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| Cherry Garcia |
[Dec. 7th, 2008|05:54 pm] |
For my very special ice cream flavored named guy and everyone else who reads this :)
What I have been eating...
POCKY! It's so yummy. Google if you don't know what i'm talking about hehe
What am I watching now...
Braveheart
Relationship status...
Engaged...engaged in more than conversation...;) lol Actually, the bf and i are still together after over 2 and a half years of wonderful bliss :-D
What was my last dream about?
Uh... i was seduced by Bobby Lee from madtv in a thong...yeah that was odd lol
What was the highest number of orgasm achieved?
24+? i stopped counting long ago.
Time to finish up watching braveheart heh |
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| For Jason |
[Jun. 2nd, 2008|12:10 pm] |
On being bisexual....
I am bi and proud. I do not want to screw everyone and anyone under the sun. With that in mind, I have found a girl who likes me back. She's taller than me by a lot and part Latina. Sounds perfect right? Wrong! She has a boyfriend. Although, it's not that bad because now I'm close with her and her bf. I miss her already. A part of me longs for her yet, another part of me is dedicated to the love of my life Bryan. On that note...
Sex anyone?
The secrets to great sex. Practice makes perfect and sex feels absolutely wonderful when you're doing it with someone you love. NO DUH! lol
Anyways, what i've accomplished after graduation
-Threesome
-foursome/ orgy (You can probably guess who was involved by what was written above lol)
-15 orgasms in a day
- New place to do it on. (i made the bf relax on the couch while i rode him silly. He finished off in no time. I'm proud lol)
Time to earn monies...
I am poor. Graduation left me in debt...not really but i have loans to pay. Since graduation, I've been bumming around. Frankly I need to stop that and get motivation to finish my resume. It needs to be done before i go job hunting. Note to self FINISH RESUME!!!!
Love,
The one
PS. Happy Birthday Lauren. You're birthday party was fantastic. It was fun seeing bryan kiss another man! (Now you're all wondering WHAT?! We played spin the bottle) |
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| Random memory... |
[May. 23rd, 2008|11:04 pm] |
It's rather emo for a first time post for a long time but i felt it was written beautifuly :) Enjoy [COPIED AND PASTED FROM AN AIM CONVERSATION]
OHHHHH there's another story
see i don't need a psychiatrist, i have you guys lol
i dated a white guy who's a year older than me during high school. We were physically into each other. We made out in the halls, and cuddled during lunch time with our friends. We dated three months. Errr i fell in love with his writing and nothing else. First mistake.
Years after our break up, I was bored one day and we met again freshmen year of college. He invited me to his house... to his room. We watched a really racey movie. Before that, when i entered his house... it was a mess. I had a bad vibe but pressed on
after the movie, we felt each other up. He was the first one who touched and carassed my body in a sensual way.
10:57 PM
we were passionatly kissing and things were getting hot. Suddenly he took my hands and forced me down his pants. my hand curled up and i tried to resist. I wasn't ready to touch a man's privates yet...
His lips were pressing hard against mine so i wasn't able to speak and say no... only small murmurs escaped.
My hands gradually was forced down his crotch... i started to panic once i felt what i understood at that time was his pubes.
i don't remember what happened next or how it stopped but nothing serious happened afterwords... i'm sure
Moral of story: It made me fear male genalia for a while. Imagining a big piece of man flesh plowing into my body brought incredible fear and pain |
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| Rapage |
[Apr. 14th, 2008|12:51 pm] |
I was bitten today.
I was bitten by a mosquito today.
Where was I bitten?
On the left.
On the left boob. |
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| Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air |
[Mar. 7th, 2008|10:12 am] |
On today's LJ entry, we read as Bryan shares his ideas about the great out doors and romance.
Me: So when camping, how would you build a fire?
Bryan: Put a lot of wood in it.
*some time later*
Me: *in coy voice* How would you keep a fire going in a romantic relationship?
Bryan: Put a lot of wood in it.
Thank you for reading :) |
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| Happy Birthday sweetheart |
[Feb. 27th, 2008|10:38 am] |
Today is Feb. 27th, 2008. Today marks a monumental day for one man and that man is my boyfriend, Bryan! Yes, today, is the bf's 21st birthday. YAY FOR HIM
This weekend we'll celebrate this special occasion because he has class today and stuff. booo ... it sucks i know heh
Not breaking my usual habit, i have provided a picture of the bf in his best :)
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| Are you a virgin? |
[Feb. 26th, 2008|11:21 am] |
Odd how when i was younger i would ask my peers if they were virgins or not. Then when i lost mine, i stopped asking my friends.
Now I ask, why are you STILL a virgin? |
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| Odd cravings |
[Feb. 4th, 2008|10:52 am] |
It could be febrauary or it could be something in the air but i have an odd craving. My addiction stopped for a while but i hunger for it more and more as time goes on. The gut of my stomach yearns for the happy feelings that spark when i get what i want.
My god, why do I want to watch porn of a sudden?
I mean I do have sex on a regular basis but why do i still want to watch porn? Maybe it's the mesmorizing motions that i get lost in. Maybe, I'm like the bf in that while we're doing it, i need to see our bodies slide against each other in rythm. Hmmm... as u can see, i'm thinking while i right this...at work.
Also i have noticed that i like gay porn.. no not girl on girl action, more like ... u know two guys playing with their lightsabers porn.
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I also learned that Eva from MGS 3 or 2, i dunno ..but she is really hot. Girls do get me off. The bf doesn't mind if i imagine other woman on top of me other than him while we're in bed. I'm going to use that to my advantage lol. Hmm, i wonder what his reaction would be when i call out girls' names in bed.
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Creamy nipples
I said i'd talk about creamy nipples, and here it is. A while ago, the bf and I had whipped creme. We sprayed it all over our body. I placed a few sprits on the bf's nipples. A few licks later, good times were had. The bf told me that the creme felt "cold" and felt "funny". Well he's a pansy. SUCK it up bitch! lol
The end
PS. I don't usually have anyone to talk about my sexual adventures to so here is everything in one spot. I apologize if you're confused...because i'm a bit confused myself heh.
OH we used a dental dam for the first time. It was like putting surran wrap around ur mouth, and licking a popsicle with it on lol. Although, i don't think popsicle is a good slang for my girly bits.... |
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| I'll read your entry after you post.... |
[Jan. 29th, 2008|02:03 pm] |
Dear Julie,
I am writing this journal to you and to other readers out there but mostly to you. It was a pleasure meeting you in person. My eyes didn't hurt nor did my face burn from your intense radioactive beauty.
Do you remember the time when we went to Chili's and ate stuff? Yeah, I remember like it was an hour ago when you slurpped soup, the boyfriend nibbled on his chicken, and I chomped on my salad. Ah fun times.
Great convos were had like that one time when you realized you were left handed like Bryan. *CRIES* I felt so alone at that moment being the only right handed person at the table and all!!! Actually, i am ambidextrious... (swings boths ways when writing).
There will be no formal conclusion yet. Will write one soon. Time for class... BOOO!!! lol |
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| Mac issues |
[Jan. 18th, 2008|01:22 pm] |
Here is where I try to convert Mac into Windows. Yes to all you computer users, i do swing both ways ;). Links shown below are free.
1. Need to find a paint program similiar to MS. paint
Found here: http://paintbrush.en.softonic.com/mac
2. Find a program that plays WMP streaming vids
Found here: http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
3. Download Firefox
*General links for Macs
http://www.opensourcemac.org/
If anyone has other helpful links pertaining to what I have said, share them please? lol Thanks folks! |
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| First day of school |
[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:37 am] |
Stupid bastards. Maybe ASU wants me to graduate as soon as possible because right now it's sucking so bad. There is no yahoo or AIM on the pc's any more. Maybe i should check the mac's when i get the time sigh...
Let's see what else has happened. Well i forgot my watch at home that's always fun and ooo my laptop is now sitting at home with low batteries lol.
On slightly happier news, I have recently watched awesome-tastic gay films such as Eating Out and Eating Out 2: Sloopy seconds. Both movies can be seen at the website, alluc.org. I viewed these movies with my hetero bf and he loved them, so did I lol. The basic premise of Eating out is about this hetero male pretending to be something that he's not in order to go out with this girl. Similarly, Eating out 2 is about more people being something they are not just to either get into someone's pants or please others like the parents. I enjoyed both films because they are both revealing and have their own special moments. Like in "eating out 2", one of the leading male actors can be seen naked.... HUGE PENIS... well i don't know if it was real but OMG, swawing sagging balls... mmmm.
Go watch the films now! |
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| RANDOM POEM TIMEZ |
[Dec. 29th, 2007|12:22 am] |
I have a sore throat.
Maybe I should stop shoving the bf's penis down it.
BF was sick with coughs and such...
now i suffer.
Can't swallow.
Chokes.
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Epic poetry yes? lol |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 7th, 2007|07:34 pm] |
Hello Lady and Gentlemen,
Sorry, I have disappeared for a few months because of school and such. Now I hope to post frequently 'cause I have time to write a bunch.
What is new you ask?
Well I have a new laptop and I lost my phone so now I'm using my old one. I'm still lacking numbers. poo.
My new laptop is sweet. It's a macbook... *pets laptop*
oH I also have started watching these gay films online. They are called "Gone but not gone forever" and "Almost normal"
I personally like Almost Normal because it talks about what would the world be like if everyone was gay. To reproduce, everyone would have to have "parental partners".
I'm still waiting to watch a film depicting of a bisexual. More movies to watch then! |
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| my area code is porno |
[Oct. 10th, 2007|12:13 pm] |
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Today i realized that my area code of four-eight-oh, sounds like porno when spoken really fast and without consanents (sp) lol |
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| What would happen if... |
[Sep. 13th, 2007|10:28 pm] |
I was brave enough to say.....
how i felt about you, even though my interest in you is a bit unconventional in more ways than one.
Maybe I should tell you how I feel and not ask you out because I know in the end it's not going to be forever.
Sigh if only you knew. |
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